Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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