I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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