Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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