My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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