I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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