sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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