with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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