There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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