idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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