Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Randomize
