I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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