A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I don't think brook has ever known best
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
