Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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