our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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