This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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