I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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