he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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