It's just like the Real World with babies
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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