this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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