i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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