The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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