I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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