he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i love accidental penises.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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