I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do herpes really smell.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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