So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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