Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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