kristin has been a bad kristin
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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