pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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