i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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