i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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