I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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