Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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