so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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