At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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