i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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