I must be too annoying 4 u.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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