How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just invented taco cereal.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
