I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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