He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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