this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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