I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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