Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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