I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
