: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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