You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
should my penis look like a turkey
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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