I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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