I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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