i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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