Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
God, I missed his penis.
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