Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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