are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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