am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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