your room smells of hookers.
And success
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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