You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
