yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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