i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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