whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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